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    Ruth's humor reminded me of a Canadian joke

    Why do Canadians prefer to do it doggie-style?? :horny:

    That way, they both can watch the Hockey game Bob
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  • #2
    i must be more canadian then i thought


    • #3
      Canada, leading the world in being just north of the United States.


      • #4
        What's your goal??????


        American and Mexican fisherman

        An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.
        Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
        The Mexican replied, "Only a little while."
        The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?"
        The Mexican said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family's needs."
        The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
        The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life."
        The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor; eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then Los Angeles and eventually New York where you will run your ever-expanding enterprise."
        The Mexican fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?"
        To which the American replied, "15 to 20 years."
        "But what then?" asked the Mexican.
        The American laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."
        "Millions?...Then what?"
        The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."

        “People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones.”
        ...Charles F. Kettering


        • #5
          That wasn't that funny... and it didn't involve any Canadians.


          • #6
            sean, like the first post you made in this thread? which isn't funny at all ?

            btw Steve, i think it is really funny, almost to real


            • #7
              I liked Bob's because it was funny (even though I'm not from Canada and still like hockey). I like mine since it's so true.

              “People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones.”
              ...Charles F. Kettering


              • #8
                geez i married the only mexican who decided to be an executive vp, buyer of ipo's and only wants to adopt children. all things i'm ok with.

                but she's hot, loves beer and siestas and loves all my expensive hobbies.


                • #9
                  Miguelito, can you have her talk to my wife-e ..


                  • #10
                    Well those are funny - and I wasn't trying to be just speaking the truth! But speaking of hockey I have tickets for the full meal deal at the World Junior Hockey Tourney in Vancouver which starts on Dec. 26th WOOHOO! Don't know if there are any hockey fans but that is some of the best hockey you will ever see. Actually the US if favored to win but "any given day"!!!
                    Now for some Canadian humour - well sort of
                    Ole the Swede, who has been out on the trap line in Northern Canada for quite a while finally comes to the city and goes to the dentist.
                    Ole - Yesus christ I got a heck of a toot ache dentist - could you yust pull it out
                    Dentist - No problem Ole I'll just freeze it up for you and we'll have you fixed up in no time.
                    Ole - Ta hell vit the freezing yust pull the god dam ting
                    Dentist - Ole that is going to hurt like a son of a gun
                    Ole - No yust pull it out - I've only felt pain before twice in my life
                    Dentist - Are you sure?
                    Ole - Yust pull the ting out
                    Dentist - OK Ole - and he proceed to just go in and pull the tooth - Ole doesn't even flinch
                    Dentist - Holy cow Ole you are a tough son of a gun but you have to tell me when the 2 times in your life were that you did feel pain
                    Ole - Well, one time I was out dere on the trap line and I squated down to take a dump and dropped my knackers right in a bear trap
                    Dentist - Flinching and turning slightly green - Well when was the 2nd time?
                    Ole - Ven I hit de end of dat god dam chain.


                    • #11
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