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  • When you get older.

    GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

    1. Sag, You're it.

    2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

    3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

    4. Kick the bucket.

    5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

    6. Doc Doc Goose.

    7. Simon says something incoherent.

    8. Hide and go pee.

    9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.

    10. Musical recliners.

    SteveU
    “People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones.”
    ...Charles F. Kettering

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    SIGNS OF WEAR

    "OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

    "OLD" IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    "OLD" IS WHEN... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    "OLD" IS WHEN... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    "OLD" IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    "OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

    "OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

    "OLD" IS WHEN... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.

    SteveU
    “People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones.”
    ...Charles F. Kettering

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    • #3
      I'm back up to the keyboard, thnx. Steve, for the bellyache Bob
      "There might be something to this ZEOvit"

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      • #4
        Steve, the "signs of wear" is having me in stitches.....
        Fish eat poop....tastes just like chicken.

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        • #5
          lol thank god im still young lol
          Nick
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